1 00:00:06,070 --> 00:00:08,150 So, what's your single folk doing this weekend? 2 00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:11,210 Come on, make it good. I got a little vicariously through y 'all. 3 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:13,150 Nothing. Me either. 4 00:00:13,510 --> 00:00:14,770 I was just going to pumice my feet. 5 00:00:15,010 --> 00:00:16,009 Hey, that's important. 6 00:00:16,770 --> 00:00:18,970 Nothing worse than asking a woman to take her shoes off. 7 00:00:19,670 --> 00:00:20,690 They're already off. 8 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:24,490 Wait a minute. 9 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:26,930 John, I thought you were going out on Saturday with the guy that you met at 10 00:00:26,930 --> 00:00:27,930 gym. I know. 11 00:00:27,990 --> 00:00:31,330 I said yes out of desperation, but I can't just go out with a guy that walks 12 00:00:31,330 --> 00:00:32,890 around like he's still on the Stairmaster. 13 00:00:35,310 --> 00:00:38,270 I've done the Sinbad weekend, trolled the Internet. 14 00:00:38,730 --> 00:00:39,730 I'm out of options. 15 00:00:39,810 --> 00:00:44,110 I'm never going to find my soulmate. Well, work for me in high school might 16 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:47,430 still work for you guys. I just made a list of all the things I wanted to make, 17 00:00:47,550 --> 00:00:51,510 put it under my pillow, and the next day in auto shop, I met Darnell. 18 00:00:52,590 --> 00:00:53,590 Yeah, 19 00:00:54,030 --> 00:00:55,030 creative visualization. 20 00:00:55,170 --> 00:00:56,169 That stuff works. 21 00:00:56,170 --> 00:01:00,650 Hey, I want a guy. I'll try the lift thing. Me too. I'm between men and not 22 00:01:00,650 --> 00:01:01,650 good way. 23 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:03,390 Oh, why not? 24 00:01:03,770 --> 00:01:04,790 All right, here I go. 25 00:01:05,370 --> 00:01:07,050 Making a lift, checking it twice. 26 00:01:08,170 --> 00:01:11,990 Asking for somebody who's naughty and nice. 27 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:44,600 who will take out the garbage the night before and not the morning of, and who's 28 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,060 manly enough to take me without waking me. 29 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,880 Unless, of course, I have a big case in the morning, just got my hair done, or 30 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:51,880 I'm not in the mood. 31 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,720 What's this whole I'm not in the mood thing? 32 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:56,440 What's that even like? 33 00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:58,720 You know what? I don't even want to know. Number one, 34 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:01,480 you must always be in the mood. 35 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,860 Maya, you already have a husband. Why are you writing a list? 36 00:02:06,190 --> 00:02:07,910 I have a birthday coming up. Okay. 37 00:02:08,190 --> 00:02:11,430 Just consult with each other before you shop, all right? I don't want to be 38 00:02:11,430 --> 00:02:12,430 getting two of the same things. 39 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:19,890 Guys, I can't decide between the stability of a real estate tycoon or the 40 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:24,290 potential of an Internet startup tycoon. Tony, maybe you should put something on 41 00:02:24,290 --> 00:02:26,810 your list that isn't just about economic status. 42 00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:31,950 I have other things on my list, like steadfast, 43 00:02:32,330 --> 00:02:34,610 erudite. 44 00:02:35,950 --> 00:02:37,070 laugh at my bedhead in the morning. 45 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:41,330 Hey, you are copying off of my list. That's cheating. 46 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:43,250 Fine, if that's the way you want to be. 47 00:02:43,610 --> 00:02:48,330 I came up with the perfect way to describe the ideal penis, but now you 48 00:02:48,330 --> 00:02:49,330 use it. 49 00:02:50,090 --> 00:02:51,089 There's one. 50 00:02:51,090 --> 00:02:52,410 No potty mouth. 51 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:55,870 So, land girl, what'd you put on your list? 52 00:02:56,450 --> 00:03:00,730 Smoker, non -smoker, vegetarian, carnivore, white flag, Asian, Hispanic, 53 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:04,450 Don't you think you want to get a little specific? 54 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:09,070 No. to be open to whatever the universe brings except for that penis thing tony 55 00:03:09,070 --> 00:03:16,010 coffee i want a woman who's a nurturer but who's a tomboy a 56 00:03:16,010 --> 00:03:20,470 bit of a rebel someone who's not afraid to climb a fence you just described an 57 00:03:20,470 --> 00:03:27,410 escaped convict hey convicts conjugal visits all the sex i want without the 58 00:03:27,410 --> 00:03:28,410 nag nag 59 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,580 Dad's single. We're leaving here with dates. 60 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,260 Now, go out there and get your men. 61 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,820 Or in my case, woman. 62 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:51,080 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to start picking while the cotton's high. 63 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,340 Oh, practice? 64 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:56,940 Oh, look at that. 65 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:01,900 Something about it just speaks to me. Yeah, me too. It says, Joan, you are not 66 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:02,900 here to look at art. 67 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:04,600 I'll catch you guys later. 68 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:07,480 Hey, special lady. 69 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,240 I'm Dexter. 70 00:04:11,530 --> 00:04:14,730 So, uh, has anyone ever mistaken you for a beautiful statue? 71 00:04:19,630 --> 00:04:23,570 It was very nice to meet you, Jaxer. 72 00:04:24,690 --> 00:04:26,330 But I gave up men for Lent. 73 00:04:28,130 --> 00:04:31,750 It's amazing how the composition changes depending upon where you stand. 74 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:35,430 I can see hints of Jean Arp in the biomorphs. Really? 75 00:04:35,670 --> 00:04:37,470 I was thinking more Roscoe. 76 00:04:38,690 --> 00:04:42,940 Interesting. I think Rothko was a bit more tortured. I mean, if this canvas 77 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:46,020 a piece of music, it would be Mingus, because it's so textured, you know? 78 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:50,900 Art lover, jazz lover, cute butt, numbers 15, 16, and 4 on my list, 79 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:51,900 respectively. 80 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:53,760 Hi. 81 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,100 I'm Joan Clayton, by the way. 82 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:58,500 Sean Ellis. 83 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,440 So, has anyone ever mistaken you for a Hanson statue? 84 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,600 Yeah, you were supposed to laugh a little harder at that. 85 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:12,500 Um... I'm sorry, I'm a little preoccupied. The artist is a friend of 86 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:15,560 know she's going to ask me what I think. Well, if you'll excuse me, I better 87 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,720 make the rounds. It was nice meeting you. Oh, yeah, you... Are you going that 88 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:19,740 way? Yeah. Oh. 89 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:21,260 Well, me too. 90 00:05:22,340 --> 00:05:24,940 Did you just come back here with the mini pizzas? 91 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:31,260 Where are you? 92 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:34,420 Yvonne! What are you doing here? 93 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:38,060 Oh, you know, cop by day, run a cop by night. What are you doing here? 94 00:05:39,010 --> 00:05:40,870 Looking at art? Just looking at the art. 95 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:43,550 Well, don't touch it, because they told me I could do it with my belly closed. 96 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:46,990 All right, Yvonne, it was nice catching up with you. 97 00:05:47,210 --> 00:05:48,630 We'll have to do it again real soon. 98 00:05:51,990 --> 00:05:54,850 Maya. Maya, look at Joan. 99 00:05:55,930 --> 00:05:58,070 She is all over that man. 100 00:05:58,570 --> 00:06:01,790 That's our Joan. When she sees a man she wants, she just latches on like he's 101 00:06:01,790 --> 00:06:02,790 meat on a stick. 102 00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:07,430 I'll have a white wine, please. 103 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,240 Tony? 104 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:17,020 Oh, my God, Greg, what are you doing here? I mean, I see what you're doing 105 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,080 but what are you doing here? 106 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:22,160 Just paying the bills however I can while I try to sell my art. 107 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:26,060 Still. Well, it's nice that you can at least work in an art gallery. 108 00:06:26,660 --> 00:06:28,060 Actually, I find it kind of frustrating. 109 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:32,280 So when I'm done here, I'm going to go home and take all that frustration out 110 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,280 my canvas all night. 111 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:36,420 You remember how intense I get when I'm frustrated, don't you? 112 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:39,220 Where's your white wine? 113 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:44,530 Thanks. Hey, you know, Joan and Lynn are here, too. 114 00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:46,550 God, you look great. 115 00:06:46,830 --> 00:06:47,830 So do you. 116 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:50,070 It's been a long time. 117 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:55,090 Last time I saw you, you were covered in red paint, and I was covered in blue, 118 00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:58,230 and we laid on that canvas and made purple all night long. 119 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:02,410 It took me forever to get that purple out of my belly button. 120 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:07,750 Yeah, that was the night you told me you'd never love another man the way you 121 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:08,750 love me. 122 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:10,280 So, T -Bone, how are you doing? 123 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:11,760 You happy? 124 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:17,200 Wow. You know, it was really nice seeing you, Greg. 125 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,180 But I gotta go. 126 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:24,120 Well, most of the time I take the trash out at night. 127 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:26,540 Why are you asking me this? 128 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:32,740 Joe, I gotta get out of here. Oh, excuse me a minute. Would you? Yeah. 129 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,400 What? Tony, you're into me. 130 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:36,840 Greg is here. 131 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,159 Greg, Greg? 132 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,340 Yes. Hey, Joan. 133 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,060 Greg! 134 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:42,440 What a surprise! 135 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,280 Tony told me you were here. 136 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:45,860 Hey! How you doing? 137 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:51,680 Great! Just great. I finally got that law degree, and I've been practicing 138 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:56,880 and I bought a... Same old Joan. 139 00:07:58,180 --> 00:07:59,180 Here. 140 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:00,760 My number's on it. 141 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:03,720 Call me sometime. 142 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:07,560 Tony! 143 00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:10,030 We gotta get out of here. Yvonne is here. 144 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:11,550 Crazy internet, Yvonne. 145 00:08:12,330 --> 00:08:14,930 She has got a billy club and hearing like a bat. 146 00:08:15,170 --> 00:08:16,750 Well, maybe she's the woman on your list. 147 00:08:16,990 --> 00:08:17,989 I doubt that. 148 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:20,310 My list has things like sensitive and compassionate. 149 00:08:21,130 --> 00:08:24,370 Non -psychotic. But you did say you wanted a woman who could climb a fence, 150 00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:26,210 William. And I think I saw her do that on cops. 151 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,330 I'm gonna go or not. 152 00:08:28,690 --> 00:08:29,690 Yeah, come on. 153 00:08:33,049 --> 00:08:34,630 Lynn, we're going. 154 00:08:35,190 --> 00:08:36,570 Tony, we're all going. 155 00:08:37,590 --> 00:08:44,590 Where? the question it's all right there i'm an architect but 156 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:47,710 you know what i'm a little tired of talking about me can we talk about 157 00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:53,530 else a man who wants to talk about me that's number one on my list we have a 158 00:08:53,530 --> 00:09:00,430 winner joe joe 159 00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:03,890 we're leaving yeah come on let's go the bar just went cat 160 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:12,819 It's nice meeting you. 161 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:13,820 You too. 162 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:19,220 All right, well, it's going to be going any moment. 163 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:21,780 Going. 164 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:24,440 Okay, wait a minute. 165 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:26,640 Let me give you one of my cards. 166 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,300 Oh, thank you. 167 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:29,520 Yeah. 168 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:31,960 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 169 00:09:32,420 --> 00:09:33,560 I'm the woman. 170 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,280 See, I don't make the calls. I receive them. 171 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:40,960 It's my job to say yes, please, and thank you. 172 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,780 What time would you like me to be ready? 173 00:09:43,820 --> 00:09:47,760 So, um, I'm going to give you my card. 174 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,080 Good night. 175 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,159 Good night. 176 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,160 Good night. 177 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,720 Okay, I've got to go home and put a cute message on my machine. 178 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,500 I guess somebody's going to be calling me. 179 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,660 Any calls while I was gone? 180 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:15,940 Joan, if he had called, I would have paged you in the bathroom like you made 181 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:16,940 promise. 182 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,280 Hey, Maya. 183 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,420 What's up, girl? 184 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,260 Joan, can I talk to you for a second? 185 00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:24,780 Yeah, come on. 186 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:26,840 What's up, Tony? 187 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,280 Why did I have to run into Greg? 188 00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:34,300 I can't go back to living in a studio apartment, sleeping on a futon and 189 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,940 surviving on passion and ramen noodles. 190 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,600 Okay, Tony, so he's not rich. 191 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,360 But look at you. 192 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,700 You still love him. 193 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:44,840 You could support him. 194 00:10:45,940 --> 00:10:50,700 A lot of families are doing that these days. Yeah, dysfunctional ones. 195 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:56,260 Look, I know you don't agree with my choices and what I want in my man, but 196 00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:57,660 honest with myself, Joan. 197 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,900 And honestly, I want love. 198 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:03,140 And a five -car garage. What's so wrong with that? 199 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:08,320 What's wrong with that is that you only put the five -car garage on your list. 200 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,080 You never mentioned love. 201 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,680 Tony, Greg gives you goosebumps. 202 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:16,620 Yeah, an hour -long back rub. 203 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:21,500 He used to quiz me on my real estate exam while he greased my scalp. 204 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:26,200 He greased your scalp? Tony, call him. Call him. 205 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:31,860 And Maya, add he will grease my scalp to my list and print me out another copy, 206 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:32,920 would you? 207 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:36,320 Oh, his phone has been disconnected. 208 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,720 You see? 209 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,400 This kind of crap doesn't happen with millionaires. 210 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,760 Hello, William. 211 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,160 Hey, Yvonne. 212 00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:51,620 Thanks for coming to meet me. 213 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,140 Yeah, what do you want? 214 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:59,140 Well, we seem to keep running into each other, Yvonne. 215 00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:01,020 Now, I'm an empiricist. 216 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,340 I don't believe in fate. 217 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:03,800 But it did get me thinking. 218 00:12:04,340 --> 00:12:06,140 Is it possible we're missing something? 219 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:11,070 Something worth exploring here? I mean, maybe we just got off on the wrong foot. 220 00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:12,750 Can't get anybody to date you, huh? 221 00:12:14,770 --> 00:12:17,270 Let's just call the whacked -out woman and take her out so you can't be doing 222 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,270 anything. 223 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,710 If you want to do the nasty, we can do the nasty. 224 00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:25,890 But don't be bringing me into fancy restaurants trying to love me up just to 225 00:12:25,890 --> 00:12:26,890 me down. 226 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,330 I don't want to lead you on, Yvonne. 227 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:30,950 I don't want to hurt you. 228 00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:33,530 More importantly, I don't want you to hurt me. 229 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,390 Are you on the real? 230 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:42,670 It's lonely out there. You are preaching to the choir here. 231 00:12:44,010 --> 00:12:45,210 It's funny you should say that. 232 00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:46,670 I was in the choir. 233 00:12:47,970 --> 00:12:51,550 Oh, so was I. Three years, second soprano, first Baptist. 234 00:12:51,870 --> 00:12:55,290 Four years, first baritone, Episcopalian. You're kidding. 235 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:03,030 Amazing grace, how sweet the sound. 236 00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:12,450 This will never work, honey. We are way too different. 237 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:14,710 Besides, you're an empiricist. 238 00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:16,030 That's true. 239 00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:18,270 You're someone who doesn't know what the word empiricist means. 240 00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:20,670 That's true, too. 241 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,570 Probably wouldn't work. 242 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,030 You got that right. 243 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,040 Yvonne, is that your gun? 244 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,520 Yes, of course. 245 00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:43,820 Oh, thank God. 246 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:52,200 Well, ladies, here we are on another dateless weekend. 247 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:56,480 You guys are on a dateless weekend, and I'm on a vacation from my husband and my 248 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,480 child. 249 00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,720 Hey, Lynn. 250 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:01,120 How are you? 251 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,080 Down at the gallery, looking at Red Triangle. 252 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,120 Again? That's every night this week. 253 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:11,520 No, and every time I look at it, I see something new. I don't get it. What do 254 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,219 you see? 255 00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:16,680 Okay. First of all, it's a triangle within a rectangle, right? But it's also 256 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:17,499 within white. 257 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:21,460 Is it a red universe surrounded by a white void? Or is it a white universe 258 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:24,860 faulted by a red invader? And what about that area where the red borders the 259 00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:27,460 white? What's it like to live in that moment of the part of the canvas? 260 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:30,380 Lynn, you're wrecking my vacation. 261 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:35,280 So, Lynn, when I got home, I looked for the... Oh, there were no messages for 262 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,229 you. 263 00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:39,270 That is not what I was going to ask. Oh, what were you going to ask me then? 264 00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:40,730 Oh, leave me alone. 265 00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:44,250 That's it. It's been five days. He's not going to call. 266 00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:47,730 Just another jerk. And I'm a jerk for thinking the whole list thing was going 267 00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:48,669 change anything. 268 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:49,670 Maybe you scared him away. 269 00:14:50,010 --> 00:14:52,950 You were kind of all over him. Guys don't like that. How would you know? You 270 00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:54,870 were fixated on the stupid red triangle. 271 00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:58,630 Whoa. You don't have to resort to art bashing. 272 00:14:59,510 --> 00:15:01,530 Well, you act like I was stalking the guy. 273 00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:06,820 Well, at least... I saw what I want and I went after it. You couldn't even 274 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:08,660 commit to choosing what you wanted on your list. 275 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,300 What's that supposed to mean? 276 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:15,300 Lynn, you say you're some sort of free spirit, but the truth is you are afraid 277 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,300 to commit to anything. 278 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,720 A degree, a job, a place to live. 279 00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:22,700 And what about you? When are you ever going to commit to a color for your 280 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:23,700 bedroom wall? 281 00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:26,040 I'm experimenting. You are avoiding. 282 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,320 Oh, really, Joan? 283 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,780 Well, you know, you're always complaining about how you can't find a 284 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,880 how something's wrong with all the guys you meet. 285 00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:36,810 When are you ever going to consider the possibility that maybe you don't have a 286 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,550 guy because something's wrong with you? 287 00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:44,810 Can you believe her? 288 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:49,010 Like, Sean isn't calling me because I did something wrong. 289 00:15:51,690 --> 00:15:53,430 Oh, my God, you agree with her? 290 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:54,850 Great. 291 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,190 Um, Joan. 292 00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:00,810 You did? 293 00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:01,950 Come on. 294 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,570 A little strong. 295 00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:05,490 A lot. 296 00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:10,430 But, but, but it's a part of what makes you, you. Yeah. And I'm sure some men 297 00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:13,010 like that. I don't know any, but I'm sure they're out there. 298 00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:19,230 I can't go up to a guy and introduce myself. Did I or did I not put on my 299 00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:23,530 that I wanted a guy that could handle a strong, independent woman? All I'm 300 00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:27,610 saying, Joan, is that guys like the chase. I gave him my card. 301 00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:30,030 I gave him a chance to chase me. 302 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,560 Yeah, but, Joan, he gave you his card. first you just had to control the chase 303 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:40,560 honey let the man do some of the work sean is my list 304 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:46,380 guy how can i fix it call him okay now i'm confused isn't that too controlling 305 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:52,120 not if you play the damsel in distress uh -uh that is not me i'm not gonna act 306 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:56,930 all weak and helpless No, no, no, no, honey. It's the okey -doke, okay? 307 00:16:57,510 --> 00:17:02,930 You let him catch you, his ego goes up, he'll ask you to marry him, and then you 308 00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:03,970 take charge of his life. 309 00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:16,109 William? 310 00:17:16,290 --> 00:17:17,290 What are you doing here? 311 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:21,569 Oh, I... Where's my hungry man? I've got dinner set up in the back. 312 00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:22,770 Oh, hello. 313 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,920 You two were... That's right, Joan. 314 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,960 Yvonne and I are exploring the possibility of a relationship. 315 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,300 Sure, it's probably doomed. 316 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:32,880 Most romance is. 317 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,400 You know my William, he's an empiricist. 318 00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:42,080 But for once, in our careful, timid lives, we're throwing caution to the 319 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:44,720 We're putting it all on the line and damn the consequences. 320 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,560 Then we'll probably go catch a movie. 321 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:51,540 Oh, that's great for you, William. That's great for both of you. 322 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:52,860 Congratulations. 323 00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:54,630 Thanks, Joan. 324 00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:56,990 Did you just look at his butt? 325 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,050 I don't blame you. It is kind of cute. 326 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,370 Now back off. 327 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:10,890 Oh, hey, Sean. 328 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,390 Thank you so much for meeting me here. 329 00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:15,950 I'm at such a loss. 330 00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:19,570 I want to buy a painting. I just don't know which one. 331 00:18:20,590 --> 00:18:21,590 Okay. 332 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,760 Which ones are you considering? 333 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,900 Oh, I don't know. 334 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,900 Isn't that just like a girl? 335 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,760 Um, Jo? 336 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,160 Hmm? What's going on? 337 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,800 Nothing. 338 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:37,640 Nothing. It's just that we got off to a rocky start. I came on a little too 339 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:41,520 strong. Maybe a little too controlling, but that's not like me. I mean, I don't 340 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,180 put pressure on people unless I'm in court, you know, because then that's my 341 00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:46,360 job, or if someone's bleeding, because then you know you want to apply 342 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,360 Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo, hey. 343 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,920 Breathe. Breathe. Okay. 344 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,800 Look, I'll tell you what. 345 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,350 Why don't we start over, okay? 346 00:18:54,270 --> 00:18:55,270 It's last week. 347 00:18:55,790 --> 00:18:56,910 There are people around. 348 00:18:57,730 --> 00:18:59,990 You're in that beautiful outfit I saw you in. 349 00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:03,550 And I walk over and I say, hi. 350 00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:09,110 Hi. 351 00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:12,610 So, do you want to get married? Maybe have a couple... 352 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,719 about what I said. 353 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,400 I didn't mean for it to come out that way. No, no, no. 354 00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:32,060 You're right. 355 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,600 You got me thinking. Maybe I do need to find some direction in my life. 356 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,140 At least take a little control, right? 357 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,600 So I'm gonna move out. No. 358 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,240 That's not what I meant. 359 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:43,460 No, it'll be good for me. 360 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,720 So you found a place? 361 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,300 Oh, get real. 362 00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:50,740 I'm moving in with Tony. Oh. 363 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:55,340 Of course, she's not gonna make me dinner or fold my clothes, so... 364 00:19:57,389 --> 00:20:01,590 You know, I am sorry for what I said to you. No. 365 00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:03,050 I was just lashing out. 366 00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:04,610 No, no. 367 00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:10,170 You had some good points. I mean, you... You made me see some things. 368 00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,210 And I got a man out of it. 369 00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:15,190 So, here. 370 00:20:17,890 --> 00:20:18,890 Ta -da! 371 00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:20,430 Oh, my God. 372 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:22,650 It's an early birthday present. 373 00:20:23,270 --> 00:20:27,880 Lynn. You do have real passion. And the way you feel about this painting shows 374 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:34,740 commitment. Enjoy it, sweetie. Enjoy it. 375 00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:36,960 I'm going to go call Sean. 376 00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:39,660 No, I'm not. 377 00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:42,400 That was close. 378 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:50,380 Wait a minute. 379 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,260 It's a freaking red triangle. 380 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,800 The hell was I thinking? 381 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,340 Don't!